Category Archives: The Con

Top Five Drug Addled Albums Of All Time

Paul Kevin Curtis, the Tsarnaev Brothers and The Shame of Sun Tzu

An LA Panic Attack By Guest Blogger Nathan Wellman

The Voice Of The Turtle 2013 And Some Predictions

Is Your Spirit Ready To Meet God’ell? By Guest Blogger Scot Zola

Random Thoughts On The First Saturday In 2013

The Great Subway Stunt Of 2012

Chanel No 5 And Angel Dust On 3rd Avenue

California Is An Insane Asylum

Skin Deep? From Guest Blogger Liz Georges

It’s Official: We Lost World War II

Michigan Supports The Bathroom Bobbitt

Ode To The Los Angeles Hipster

Municipal Socialist

10 Minutes In Travel Hell By Guest Blogger Jennifer Maher

How To Bet The Preakness In The Great Recession

Should Poland and France Re-Instate The Draft?

Incinerating Chivalry

The Background Check Got Lost In the Mail

Jeremiah Moss: My Secret Hero

Can A 1974 Watergate Receipt Solve The Kennedy Assassination?

An American Reflects On St. Patrick’s Day – By Guest Blogger Jennifer Maher

The Irish Bring Back The Volstead Act

Everything Looks Better In Black Aad White

Don’t Sign The SOPA/PIPA Petitions

Not Going Where The Money Is

My Minor Miracle During The Anthrax Attacks

Mob Life Imitating Mob Art

The Metamorphosis Of The Philadelphia Eagles

Random Thoughts On General Wednesday Stupidity

Charming Gaddafi

Candy For Hangovers

Far Beneath The Twinkie Defense

Cockroaches For Health

Political Indoctrination By Flag Porn

Goodluck Jonathon Is Looking Out For Me

What Do Eugene Oregon, The Pledge of Allegiance, Marx and the Matrix Trilogy Have In Common?

Art As A Hangover Cure?

Thoughts On The Post Rapture World

Shame Be Upon The Chutzpah of Kwame

No Pigeons Have Shat Upon It

The Fraudulent Nun

Obama’s Libyan, Er Iraq Speech By Guest Blogger Scot Zola

Why I Love Angry Birds

Advice To Subway Swipers From The World’s Greatest Hustler

15 Covers You Love To Hate By Guest Blogger Kiko Jones

The Steve Fisher Half Point Theory

Behind The Times

The Handshake/Comb Took My Penis!

The Death Of The Drug Culture’s Social Contract

Chili’s Bar And Grill Wants You Dead

Rex Ryan’s Feet

Why I Hate The Christmas Season Redux

Oswald’s Original Coffin

The Magic Bullet Theory – My First Play – Premiers Saturday!

Germany Ends Multiculturalism. The French Are Nervous.

The Feds Say Kids Are Insane

How To Fix A Horserace

That Oswald Cat

Fidel Likes The Jews

Flavored Vodka Proving PT Barnum Right

The University of Baltimore Zombie Con

Random Thoughts and Advice For Roger and Paris

Roger Clemens Indicted For Lying To People Who Lie For A Living

Why We Are Still In the Depths of the Great Recession

A New Definition of Pathetic

The Real Enemy

Does Smoking Equal Weight Loss? By Guest Blogger Sreeny Cherukuri

Vegas Socialism

It’s 2010, Right?

Almost Mugged By A BOB – Another Failure of the War On Drugs

It’s Not A Sport, It’s Running

The Imperfect Game Will Not Be Changed

Elvis Costello Announces Boycott of Israel From Behind Burka

Iraqi Propaganda Minister Yusef Goebbels Demands Return Of Iraqi Jewish Archives

Why the Bed Moves During Sex, Iranian Cleric Style

Cher? A Punk Rocker?

The Passion II – The End of the Monroe Doctrine

Dubai Reinstates the Nuremberg Laws

Bob Geldof Is Shocked

The Oak Room, Ecclesiastes 1:9 and the Rending of the Fabric of America

Just Like Tiger and McGwire

Doctors Are Ass Men in the Valley of the Sun

Detroit Without the Glamour

Should Sheriff Joe Arpaio Be Indicted?

Hey Osama, Detroit?

The Military and the Jolly Fat Man

The Mob Boss Has Anorexia

Sold American for $583k

Remote Controlled Bowling

What’s in your fridge?

BREAKING NEWS – We Have an Asshole of the Quarter!

H1N1 and Me

Camp Gives Way To Strollers

The Projects and Caledonia

The Chickification of America Through Baseball?

Odious Displays of Insignificant Power Redux

KO’d By Freud in the Fifth Redux

The Latest In Online Dating – A Virtual Wingman

Her Dog Wanted Me More Than She Did Redux

The Magic Bullet Theory

Crooked Construction Firms?

Marked For Extermination By the AARP

I Never Used…

Houses for $100?

The Madoff’s of Best Buy

Down 71%

Permanent Job Security

Death By Cheeseburger

What the Immaculate Conception Means to Me

Zen, White Noise and Late Night in New York

I Hate the Christmas Season

An Actual Pleasant Memory From Sunday School

Ms. Brazilian Wax

Opus, Uncle Duke and All Snark All The Time

Post Urban Culture

Friends Like the French

On the Subject of Curses

What Happened to Fritz? – From Guest Blogger Sreeny Cherukuri

Who Says You Can’t Go Home Again?

When The Cops Get Over – From Guest Blogger Janethgrt

Leave The Drinking Age At 21. Seriously…

Schlitz Makes A Comeback

Odious Display of Insignificant Power

Green Dodge Darts

“…Iraq is safer than Detroit.”

KO’d By Freud in the Fifth

Aron’s Boys Beat the Con

Her Dog Wanted Me More Than She Did