Category Archives: The Con



Top Five Drug Addled Albums Of All Time


Paul Kevin Curtis, the Tsarnaev Brothers and The Shame of Sun Tzu


An LA Panic Attack By Guest Blogger Nathan Wellman


The Voice Of The Turtle 2013 And Some Predictions


Is Your Spirit Ready To Meet God’ell? By Guest Blogger Scot Zola


Random Thoughts On The First Saturday In 2013


The Great Subway Stunt Of 2012


Chanel No 5 And Angel Dust On 3rd Avenue


California Is An Insane Asylum


Skin Deep? From Guest Blogger Liz Georges


It’s Official: We Lost World War II


Michigan Supports The Bathroom Bobbitt


Ode To The Los Angeles Hipster


Municipal Socialist


10 Minutes In Travel Hell By Guest Blogger Jennifer Maher


How To Bet The Preakness In The Great Recession


Should Poland and France Re-Instate The Draft?


Incinerating Chivalry


The Background Check Got Lost In the Mail


Jeremiah Moss: My Secret Hero


Can A 1974 Watergate Receipt Solve The Kennedy Assassination?


An American Reflects On St. Patrick’s Day – By Guest Blogger Jennifer Maher


The Irish Bring Back The Volstead Act


Everything Looks Better In Black Aad White


Don’t Sign The SOPA/PIPA Petitions


Not Going Where The Money Is


My Minor Miracle During The Anthrax Attacks


Mob Life Imitating Mob Art


The Metamorphosis Of The Philadelphia Eagles


Random Thoughts On General Wednesday Stupidity


Charming Gaddafi


Candy For Hangovers


Far Beneath The Twinkie Defense


Cockroaches For Health


Political Indoctrination By Flag Porn


Goodluck Jonathon Is Looking Out For Me


What Do Eugene Oregon, The Pledge of Allegiance, Marx and the Matrix Trilogy Have In Common?


Art As A Hangover Cure?


Thoughts On The Post Rapture World


Shame Be Upon The Chutzpah of Kwame


No Pigeons Have Shat Upon It


The Fraudulent Nun


Obama’s Libyan, Er Iraq Speech By Guest Blogger Scot Zola


Why I Love Angry Birds


Advice To Subway Swipers From The World’s Greatest Hustler


15 Covers You Love To Hate By Guest Blogger Kiko Jones


The Steve Fisher Half Point Theory


Behind The Times


The Handshake/Comb Took My Penis!


The Death Of The Drug Culture’s Social Contract


Chili’s Bar And Grill Wants You Dead


Rex Ryan’s Feet


Why I Hate The Christmas Season Redux


Oswald’s Original Coffin


The Magic Bullet Theory – My First Play – Premiers Saturday!


Germany Ends Multiculturalism. The French Are Nervous.


The Feds Say Kids Are Insane


How To Fix A Horserace


That Oswald Cat


Fidel Likes The Jews


Flavored Vodka Proving PT Barnum Right


The University of Baltimore Zombie Con


Random Thoughts and Advice For Roger and Paris


Roger Clemens Indicted For Lying To People Who Lie For A Living


Why We Are Still In the Depths of the Great Recession


A New Definition of Pathetic


The Real Enemy


Does Smoking Equal Weight Loss? By Guest Blogger Sreeny Cherukuri


Vegas Socialism


It’s 2010, Right?


Almost Mugged By A BOB – Another Failure of the War On Drugs


It’s Not A Sport, It’s Running


The Imperfect Game Will Not Be Changed


Elvis Costello Announces Boycott of Israel From Behind Burka


Iraqi Propaganda Minister Yusef Goebbels Demands Return Of Iraqi Jewish Archives


Why the Bed Moves During Sex, Iranian Cleric Style


Cher? A Punk Rocker?


The Passion II – The End of the Monroe Doctrine


Dubai Reinstates the Nuremberg Laws


Bob Geldof Is Shocked


The Oak Room, Ecclesiastes 1:9 and the Rending of the Fabric of America


Just Like Tiger and McGwire


Doctors Are Ass Men in the Valley of the Sun


Detroit Without the Glamour


Should Sheriff Joe Arpaio Be Indicted?


Hey Osama, Detroit?


The Military and the Jolly Fat Man


The Mob Boss Has Anorexia


Sold American for $583k


Remote Controlled Bowling


What’s in your fridge?


BREAKING NEWS – We Have an Asshole of the Quarter!


H1N1 and Me


Camp Gives Way To Strollers


The Projects and Caledonia


The Chickification of America Through Baseball?


Odious Displays of Insignificant Power Redux


KO’d By Freud in the Fifth Redux


The Latest In Online Dating – A Virtual Wingman


Her Dog Wanted Me More Than She Did Redux


The Magic Bullet Theory


Crooked Construction Firms?


Marked For Extermination By the AARP


I Never Used…


Houses for $100?


The Madoff’s of Best Buy


Down 71%


Permanent Job Security


Death By Cheeseburger


What the Immaculate Conception Means to Me


Zen, White Noise and Late Night in New York


I Hate the Christmas Season


An Actual Pleasant Memory From Sunday School


Ms. Brazilian Wax


Opus, Uncle Duke and All Snark All The Time


Post Urban Culture


Friends Like the French


On the Subject of Curses


What Happened to Fritz? – From Guest Blogger Sreeny Cherukuri


Who Says You Can’t Go Home Again?


When The Cops Get Over – From Guest Blogger Janethgrt


Leave The Drinking Age At 21. Seriously…


Schlitz Makes A Comeback


Odious Display of Insignificant Power


Green Dodge Darts


“…Iraq is safer than Detroit.”


KO’d By Freud in the Fifth


Aron’s Boys Beat the Con


Her Dog Wanted Me More Than She Did


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