Just Like Tiger and McGwire

The Con

Mark McGwire has come clean. Jason Giambi has come clean. Tiger Woods has come clean.

Now it’s my turn.

I have never used Performance Enhancing Drugs behind the bar. (That doesn’t count this cream a barback of mine gave me a few years back but it doesn’t matter because he was deported.)

Chianti, Cabernet and Chardonnay don’t count as performance enhancing drugs, I think…