72 Virginians

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke?

After being killed by the SEALs, bin Laden wakes up in heaven.  George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison immediately confront him.

“Am I In Hell,” he asks Washington.

“No.  There is no Hell,” Washington says.  “Only Purgatory and Heaven.”

“Then what are you Americans here for,” bin Laden asks.

“To welcome you to Heaven and show you the power of forgiveness,” Jefferson says.

“But there is one other thing,” Washington says, reaching back for a bottle of KY Madison has in his left hand.  “Your book was translated incorrectly.  It should read 72 Virginians.”


(Hat Tip: Scot Zola)


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