Easter And Lenny Bruce

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke

You and I know what a Jew is – One Who Killed Our Lord. I don’t know if we got much press on that in Illinois – we did this about two thousand years ago. . . . And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagans or not will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce.

Alright, I’ll clear the air once and for all, and confess. Yes, we did it. I did it, my family. I found a note in my basement. It said: “We killed him . . . signed, Morty.” And a lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” “I dunno . . . We killed him because he didn’t want to become a doctor, that’s why we killed him. (Lenny Bruce)

Although there are still some who believe the Sanhedrin was really trying to show the guy on the cross to his left they were serious about that adultery issue.

Happy Easter to you all!


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