A Mensch To Hitler

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke

On a dark stormy North Carolina night, Bernie Madoff finds himself in a restless sleep. Finally, after three or four hard lightning strikes inside the prison compound, Madoff is jolted awake by the noise. Madoff is shocked to see the ghost of Adolph Hitler standing at the foot of his bed.

Hitler glares at Madoff, thrusts his hair over his right ear. He reaches out and smacks Bernie right across the face.

“MADOFF,” he screams, “what is wrong with you? You swindle Elie Wiesel too? Even I know the man’s a mensch!”