New Airport Scanners

The First Essential Scary Truth

This falls into the “damn if only…” category but perhaps some enterprising engineer will find a way to design the airport scanner mentioned below. He/She will not only make billions but will have found a way to make air travel safe from al-Qaeda/Hezbollah/Hamas knuckleheads, not to mention cutting down waiting in line…

A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

Its the size of a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . “Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number 1234. Shalom!”

(Hat tip: Jerry Stein.)