Getting Absolution Retail

The Second Essential Scary Truth

Today, the day after Yom Kippur, I have come to the conclusion that perhaps certain stereotypes are based in reality.


Jews atone for their sins and transgressions for 24 hours.

Goyim (literally those of the other Nations) atone for their sins and transgressions over 30-40 days.

Stereotype reinforced:

Jews buy wholesale. Goyim buy retail.

More missives tomorrow gang!

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