Fascism In The Bathroom

The First Essential Scary Truth

According to the London Daily Telegraph and the WSJ Opinion Journal, Germany is now attempting to outlaw the practice of men standing while urinating.

Apparently, when a man goes into a bathroom to piss and raises the toilet seat, a voice alarm is activated that reminds the possible offender of fines if he doesn’t sit down.  The voice over sounds a lot like former German Chancellors Helmut Kohl and Gerhard Schroeder.  As if that isn’t weird enough, the manufacturer has begun construction on an English speaking alarm for Britain and the UK.

It seems the new fascist takeover is coming at us through the urinal.


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