35,000 Women

The Second Essential Scary Truth

Pop Crunch ran an interesting piece on 9/18/08 that was totally overlooked as the financial crisis began to take hold.  According to the blog, Fidel Castro claims to have had sex with over 35,000 women.

Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has bedded approximately 35,000 women in his 82 years of life, according to an upcoming documentary.

A special security team would scout out Havana beaches each day recruiting hotties for El Presidente’s pleasure.

“He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper. Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast,” an ex-Castro official, identified as “Ramon,” tells filmmaker Ian Halperin. “I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president.”

Mel Brooks was absolutely correct in his 1980 film History of the World Part I, it is good to be the king.

 

 

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6 Responses to “35,000 Women”

  1. sreeny Says:

    Has Wilt Chamberlain been reduced to little more than the Che Guevara of the sexual revolution.

  2. John O'Brien Says:

    From each acording to her ability, to each according to his need?

    So the state controls the means of production, and reproduction?

    “Hey baby, let me nationalize your plantation!”

  3. John O'Brien Says:

    and the beat goes on…

    “Let me introduce you to the head of the central planning committee!”

    If he runs out of Viagra, is that a Cuban Missile Crisis?

  4. sreeny Says:

    No that isn’t a cigar in my pants.. but it is hundred percent cuban.

  5. John O'Brien Says:

    “Why don’t you help me rise up against imperialist aggression?”

    “Wanna join the revolution in my pants?”

  6. John O'Brien Says:

    I wonder how often he would have the women would dress in fatigues and force him to admit his counterrevolutionary activities?

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