The Final Solution to the Mojito Issue

This comment is from reader John O’Brien.  I think he may have found the solution to the issue of the mojito.

 Yea, I have heard the lamentations of our libation purveyor and I decree that we shall provide remedy! No longer shall we require our bartender to perform clavicle contortions in distributing this concoction! We shall free ourselves from Bacardi brainwashing, despite the rhythmic shaking of shimmering short skirts! (There’s your culprit, Alex!)

DEATH TO THE TYRANT MOJITO!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE MINT JULEP!!!!!

 A true, proud American drinker from Kentucky, er, Detroit, John is.