Three Yunnies Walk Into A Bar

Overheard In A Los Angeles Bar

Three Yunnies, two girls one guy, walk into a Los Angeles dive bar. One of the girls announces the place is ‘so cute’ that the 85-year old guy sitting next to me stops shaking for just a moment. He’s too shocked to move.

Quick note to these Yunnies now sitting next to me telling all those over 40 they are OG’s and wondering where the wine bottle lists are: when walking into said LA/NYC/Detroit etc dive bars you announce loudly ‘what a shithole!’ This and not screaming out ‘Eww, I’m not a Mexican’ may save you from a beating when hitting the pavement – literally.

Can a Darwin Award be far behind?

Be afraid, children.  Be very, very afraid.