A Holiday Song Done Homicide Style

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke

 Deck the Halls with a few lyrical changes from the Baltimore Homicide unit:

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Throw that stiff up on the dolly,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Talk to us and if you’re willing,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Tell us who did all this killing,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Tell us how you want forgiveness,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

You don’t know we’ve got a witness,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Talk to us, you’ve nothing to lose,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Why is blood upon your gym shoes?

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Want to make a good impression?

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Make yourself a fast confession,

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

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