Her Right Handed Golf Clubs

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. “I had a dream that I died and you got remarried,” she said. “If I died tomorrow would you get remarried?”

“Sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely,” He said.

Then she asked “well would you two live in this house?”

“Sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage,” he replied.

“Well would she sleep in this bed,” She asked rather angry now.

“Yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there’s no reason to rid of it,” he snickered.

“Well would she use my golf clubs,” she asked irately.

“No,” he replied.  “She’s left handed.”

(Hat Tip: A Joke A Day.com)