Some late night thoughts this first Saturday in December:


“You can lead a horse to water, but it’s the bird that lives in the tree.”

Jim English


“Beer would be the perfect food, if not for the alcohol.”

Matt Kennedy


“When you’re single, sleeping on your couch is the same as sleeping next to your lover, except you can’t spoon the back of the couch.”

Stephen Levine


“If it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have the numbers.”

Old Mr. Cohen.


“The person you marry isn’t the same person you are married to.”

Robert Mavenski


“See, no one cares about the Jews.”

Adolph Hitler and the United Nations.


“No, a Bud Light.”


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