Buy A Vase

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke

Mabel and Barbara are secretaries in Green Bay, Wisconsin.  4:15 Friday afternoon finds them sitting behind their desks chatting about their upcoming weekend shopping trips when a messenger drops off a dozen roses and a box of chocolates for Barbara.  After much discussion Barbara reads the attached note.

“They’re from my husband Jack,” she announces.  “It looks like my weekend is going to be spent on my back with my legs in the air.”

After a speechless moment Mabel says “Sweetheart, why don’t you just go out and buy a vase?”