Kowalski At The Dock

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke

Kowalski lived in Stated Island and worked in Manhattan for a Hedge Fund. He took the ferry home every night.

One evening after working late after the market went down 500 points, he got sown to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so Kowalski decided to go to Delmonico’s. Before long he was felling no pain.

When he got back to the ferry slip, the boat was just eight feet from the dock.

Kowalski, afraid of missing this one and being late for dinner, took a running leap and landed right on the deck of the boat. “How did you like that jump, buddy?” said a proud Kowalski to a deck hand.

“It was great,” said the sailor. “But why didn’t you wait? We were just pulling in!”

(Hat Tip: Joke of The Day)