So This Duck Walks Into A Bar

How Drunk Do You Have To Be To Get The Joke

The following joke actually happens to me each and every Monday behind the stick.  However in my case you can substitute duck with foodie or drunk:

A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”

Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No, we have no bread.”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any bread!”

Duck says: “Got any bread?”

Barman says: “No, are you deaf?! We haven’t got any bread, and if you ask me again and I’ll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!”

Duck says: “Got any nails?”

Barman says: “No”

Duck says: “Got any bread?

(Hat Tip: Joke Of The Day)