Valentine’s Day 2009February 15th BY Alex Zola

The Core Belief

Yesterday, I was behind the stick helping 500 diners who came to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

After the shift, it occurred to me, I could put all 500 guests into one of three categories: a third were all over each other, a third showed their love by screaming and the final third were so comfortable that ignoring their date was preferable than communicating.

 Ah, Hallmark Holidays.