Seriously ABC, Matt Millen?October 09th BY Alex Zola

The Street Hustle

Matt Millen calling the UM/MSU game in Ann Arbor? Haven’t Detroiters suffered enough at the hands of the man single handedly destroyed the already downtrodden Detroit Lions. For those of you who aren’t Lions fans, here’s an example: if he were President, Millen would cede Texas, Arizona, So Cal and New Mexico back to Mexico to stop the drug violence on the border. KNEEC, er, FIRE MILLEN!

Best yet, I challenge Matt Millen to a duel.  Grease guns at the corner of Michigan and Trumbull at dawn.  Be there, you franchise killing bastard.  My second will call.